The story of my life

Half a person //Call me morbid, call me pale /I've spent six years on your trail /Six long years
/On your trail /Call me morbid, call me pale /I've spent six years on your trail /Six full years of my life on your trail /And if you have five seconds to spare /Then I'll tell you the story of my life : /Sixteen, clumsy and shy /I went to London and I /I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A.
/I said : "I like it here - can I stay ? /I like it here - can I stay ? /Do you have a vacancy /For a Back-scrubber?" /She was left behind, and sour /And she wrote to me, equally dour /She said : "In the days when you were /Hopelessly poor /I just liked you more..." /And if you have five seconds to spare /Then I'll tell you the story of my life : /Sixteen, clumsy and shy /That's the story of my life /Sixteen, clumsy and shy /The story of my life /That's the story of my life